Via the interpretation of his gesticulations, one can determine that Sean is clearly plotting the demise of Manic Hispanic Man. Be weary of Manic Hispanic Man's fork, Sean.
"Look at the contents of my pad ooze from this samich, Sean!"
The Revelation Series
OMGZ! EXCLUSIVE PIC OF T3H KAR0L GRUBBIN'!!
Food is good.
Put Right Said Fred to shame: you males multi-task as full time eye candy, worthy of centerfolds— and are porkers!
How To Take a Scene myspace Pic, A Visual Dissertation by Max Hoyle.
It's as easy as 1-2-3! Caramba.
fresh out of the cunt oven!
The Book of Thug and PLAYAH— as told to Jay Elaine Reyes. (Alternately titled 'FCUK a Nigga Named 'Hipster Handbook'!'
Ex. 1, Why you so FOIINE, Max?? ♥
Ex. 2, Observe: Max is a "PLAYAH" cause this kid's clownin'. Max also exhibits the "thuggish ruggish bomb" element cause "you can get serious wit" this dope Jew.
Note: Max also sports fly "Western Union" bandanas. Yeah that's right: plural is the amount of bandanas rockin' from the junk in the trunk— copious style.
Ex. 3, Let 'em know your meat's on the market with a tee containing an ironic and direct invite. This tee says, "Bone me."*
*= Careful with tee selection, as even this fabulous tee could be interpreted in a stank way like "BONER"— which can be saved if you possess lyrical skillZ. ;)
Ex. 4, Self-explanatory.
The leading men/ gyneandrous putos of my life dig my stags! Laser beams shooting from my eyes!
Had I typed "thighs", as opposed to "stags", this caption would rhyme.
Mmmm— more thigh high luvin'!
"Part Seven" is censored from re-distribution. Only those faithful to the ways of t3h kar0l know what events transpired betwixt cut four and five...
Post script- I would like, but do not demand, a baptism in the name of t3h kar0l: dub me something.