Julian-Aimee Elaine (superaims) wrote in kar0lism,
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A kar0list Holiday Gathering: A Tale in Seven-ish Parts.

The Adventures/ Misadventures of Sean: The Hostess with the Mostest [Orders].
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Via the interpretation of his gesticulations, one can determine that Sean is clearly plotting the demise of Manic Hispanic Man. Be weary of Manic Hispanic Man's fork, Sean.
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"Look at the contents of my pad ooze from this samich, Sean!"

The Revelation Series
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OMGZ! EXCLUSIVE PIC OF T3H KAR0L GRUBBIN'!!
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Food is good.
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Put Right Said Fred to shame: you males multi-task as full time eye candy, worthy of centerfolds— and are porkers!

How To Take a Scene myspace Pic, A Visual Dissertation by Max Hoyle.
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It's as easy as 1-2-3! Caramba.
YUM!! HOT xSCENEx GOODNESS— fresh out of the cunt oven!

The Book of Thug and PLAYAH— as told to Jay Elaine Reyes. (Alternately titled 'FCUK a Nigga Named 'Hipster Handbook'!'
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Ex. 1, Why you so FOIINE, Max?? ♥
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Ex. 2, Observe: Max is a "PLAYAH" cause this kid's clownin'. Max also exhibits the "thuggish ruggish bomb" element cause "you can get serious wit" this dope Jew.
Note: Max also sports fly "Western Union" bandanas. Yeah that's right: plural is the amount of bandanas rockin' from the junk in the trunk— copious style.
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Ex. 3, Let 'em know your meat's on the market with a tee containing an ironic and direct invite. This tee says, "Bone me."*
*= Careful with tee selection, as even this fabulous tee could be interpreted in a stank way like "BONER"— which can be saved if you possess lyrical skillZ. ;)
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Ex. 4, Self-explanatory.

¡Corazones!
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The leading men/ gyneandrous putos of my life dig my stags! Laser beams shooting from my eyes!
Had I typed "thighs", as opposed to "stags", this caption would rhyme.
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Mmmm— more thigh high luvin'!

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Fin.


"Part Seven" is censored from re-distribution. Only those faithful to the ways of t3h kar0l know what events transpired betwixt cut four and five...
Post script- I would like, but do not demand, a baptism in the name of t3h kar0l: dub me something.
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